This week I'm introcuding a new game called Who's That Celebrity where I'll post a picture of a well know A-lister and you have to guess who it is. Here is this week's celebrity:
She is mostly famous for being the mother of another celebrity by has had a glittering career of her own in which she had been a psychic and has also made an excercise for seniors video with Richard Simmons. Today, she is available for public speaking engagements about her psychic abilities and is also into Rumpology. I swear I am not making this up. On her web site it tells you how, for a mere $125, you can send her a close-up picture of your butt (still not making this up) and she will do a reading for you. Now where did I put that camera....
Can you guess who she is?
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I really looks like Sylvester Stalone's mom. I don't know her name, but that's who I think it is.
At first glance--I thought this was Mike Meyers dressed up as a woman. It is possible. I then started thinking about it and seeing how she was a psychic I immediately thought that it was Dionne Warwick except that is impossible because it looks nothing like Dionne Warwick. So I'm going to have to go for the world-famous Jackie Stone-Sly's mother. I wonder if she used her psychic ability to tell Sly that all his movies after Rocky IV would tank (and any movies he does that has the woman from Golden Girls in it).
Okay so I finally looked up what Sly's mom's name is - Jacqueline Stallone, but I see that KT beat me to it. Why did I tell you to go look at this? Why? I could have been the champion!
You are both correct...except her last name is Stallone. You didn't think her son was Sylvester Stone, did you?
Yes, Jackie is alive and well. (this assessment is clearly not based on the picture provided)
I'm sure Jackie did see the sad decline of Sly's career, but like any good mom, she wanted her son to learn this lesson on his own the hard way.
And in case any of you don't beleive me about the Rumpology, check out her website:
http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/
Uhhhh....that's all I can say about that. Nice new segment, Toddcat.
Ooh. I think this is going to be an excellent new segment on the blog. It will be like my attempts to do the Friday edition of the New York Times crosswork puzzle -- fruitless but mentally stimulating all the same. Besides, where else would I learn that there is a "science" called rumpology. That is definitely knowledge worth having.
FINALLY someone is brave enough to comment on the most interesting thing about Jackie...rumpology. Thank you, Abby, I know I could count on you to get right to the bottom of things.
Nice one, Todd! (I think you've been holding on to that pun since the moment you wrote about rumpology.)
What I really want to know is, who is going to be the guinea pig and test out her abilities for us?
I thought it was Carrot Top...
Abby, it sounds like you just volunteered yourself. Perhaps we could post a picture of your butt for everyone to "read" and make predictions. Once we get the offical reading back from Jackie and see who matches her, we'll know who's psychic. When can we expect that picture from you?
You know, Todd, I would; I really would, EXCEPT that I work for someone who may sometime in the future want to run for another public office and I just cannot have that little gem popping up in the middle of some political debate. You've got be all kinds of careful with elected officials.
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